1. fabkebab:

    if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

    (via camsfave)

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  2. justgilinskys:

    Can we address how much her and sammy look alike like god damn wilkinson gene

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    2 days ago  /  95 notes  /  Source: sammywilkinslut

  3. shrek one: BEST

    shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

    shrek three: bad

    shrek four: bad

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  5. thebaenoculars:

    i was bored and i made an audio of gilinsky’s fuck you vine

    creds to whoever reposted the vine i can’t remember who

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  6. mysticalmendes:

I still can’t get over this  THE FUCKING ARM MUSCLES THO LIKE DAMN

    mysticalmendes:

    I still can’t get over this
    THE FUCKING ARM MUSCLES THO LIKE DAMN

    (via yeetgilinsky)

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  7. anneboleyns:

    "but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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  8. nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

    (via itsstuckyinmyhead)

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  9. volcainist:

    you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

    (via lohanthony)

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  10. beauxbatons:

    when im dead sext me through a ouija board

    (via sorry)

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