if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
Can we address how much her and sammy look alike like god damn wilkinson gene
shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
i was bored and i made an audio of gilinsky’s fuck you vine
creds to whoever reposted the vine i can’t remember who
I still can’t get over this
THE FUCKING ARM MUSCLES THO LIKE DAMN
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you
when im dead sext me through a ouija board